It feels about time to write something again. I know so many people have been waiting impatiently for my next post, hitting the refresh button of my website in a constant state of neurosis.
To be honest, I can't wait to publish this post myself. I have been craving for Facebook likes for a while now, and I truly have missed the sweet taste of dopamine. It will be great to feel accepted again, and to inevitably spending my time waiting for that glorious red notification button to light up, filling my consciousness with bliss.
But, let's get to the point. I have been up to quite a lot the last few months. Haven't made any money though, didn't get any articles published, nor did I advance my professional status.
I have, however, been quite successful, for the first time in my life I might add, to finally establish a stable defecation schedule. I’d like to share some lessons learned on this way to personal victory.
Some background first. I always have been a very turbulent defecator. Some say it's genetics, others say it's stress-related. For now at least, it remains one of the most fascinating mysteries in human history. And what would life be without the mysterious? To be honest, if you’d tell me 6 months ago that I would have had a stable shitting schedule right now, I’d ask you if you had missed your most recent psychiatrist appointments.
However, against all odds, I did it.
How? By following these simple rules for life, for which I coined the term ‘NISHO’.
By following this framework, you too, can achieve personal victory.
It takes time to become a superhero, however by following the NISHO framework, success is not an option, but a definite date in the near future.
Feel free to contact me for workshop or speaking opportunities. And, as always, thank you for the dopamine.